Pozdravljeni,
odpiram temo, sorodno temi Danes se me je dotaknila beseda, v kateri pa objavljamo samo BESEDE. :) Torej tema brez multimedijskih prispevkov.
Prejšnja tema pa naj še vedno gosti vse po vrsti: besede, filmčke, slike ...
In dodajam letnemu času primeren dotik besed:
Jesen čez gmajne je škrlat razlila,
iz sivih krošenj stresajo se sanje.
(ADISA: KLIC OKTOBRA)
Poslano:
15. 12. 2014 ob 00:41
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15. 12. 2014 ob 01:07
Objavljam prispevek, ki ga je na FB objavil Marjan Frigelj.
Sicer je izjemno humoren, vendarle pa se me ni dotaknil le s te plati. O raznovrstni škodljivosti reklam in strahu, da bi na koncu zmagala neumnost, sem že večkrat govorila, zato tukaj samo prispevek (nelektoriran):
Načrtno poneumljanje ljudstva je v teku. Kaj v teku! Dobilo je izjemen zagon.
Na enem TV kanalu 24 ur vrtijo napeto dramo "Kmetija išče kravo ali nekaj podobnega".
Na večini ostalih pa se medtem ameriški vojaki in policaji borijo za predsednika in zastavo, ob domoljubnih kretenizmih. Razlika med vojno-policijsko dramo in komedijo je samo v tem, da se v komediji glavni junak bebavo spakuje, preden koga ustreli. Besedilo pa je, v glavnem, enako in sestavljeno iz 140 besed za celoten film.
Nato pa vmes pridejo reklame. Da crkneš od muke, kot bi rekli pri nas.
Vsak dan me bombardirajo z izjemno butastimi reklamami. V njih blebetajo nepovezane, iz raznih slovarjev iztrgane besede. Te naj bi se, skupaj povedane, tepcem slišale strašno pametno in znanstveno. Tu so, sicer skrajno nerazgledani cepci, ki jih ustvarjajo, neverjetno "kreativni".
Recimo, da prenesem slab okus po "Elseve Total Rrepair Extreme".
Dosti hujši primer je "L'Oreal Mythic Oil Souffle d'Or Sparkling Shampoo". V obeh primerih gre za razna agregatna stanja "žajf", če kdo ne ve. Ker se penim.
Potem pride "Nivea Men Stress Protect Rroll-on Stick z edinstveno protibakterijsko formulo z aktivnimi učinkovinami Stress Protect in cinkovim kompleksom". Dovolj, da človek postane zakompleksan, ker ne ve, kaj so "Stress Protect učinkovine" in kaj je "cinkov kompleks". Morda gre za zakompleksanost cinka, ko vidi, da je baker, ki je njegov sosed in sorodnik v periodnem sistemu elementov, neprimerno bolj cenjen med "zbiralci kovin"? Kdo bi vedel?
In v zadnjem času se je to blebetanje preselilo še na eno področje, kjer bo nedvomno dotolklo moške.
Doslej je bilo za sporazumevanje med nami dovolj, če si povedal znamko avtomobila ter morda zraven model. Hvalisavci so imeli na voljo še številko ali kakšno črko. Recimo Škoda Octavia 2.0 ali Golf 5 TDI. Pa je bilo vse jasno.
Sedaj pa sem videl, da neka manjša Toyota trdi, da ji je ime "Toyota Yaris 1.33 Lounge Senso Smart". Če bi proizvajalec želel, da se ta napis na manjšem avtu vidi, bi moral pričeti pisati po njem pri sprednjem levem blatniku in bi končal na zadnjih desnih vratih. Ako bi hotel vse to napisati na vrata prtljažnika, se preprosto ne bi videlo. In potem si nima smisla izmišljati tako plemiško dolgo ime, za navadno Toyoto. Ob tem pa bi nepoučeni kupec lahko pomislil, da jo zavoljo besed Lounge (pljuča) in Senso (čutila) pelješ registrirat v Klinični center.
Zmagovalec tega tedna pa je "Ford Kuga 2.0 TDCI Powershift Titanium Plus"!!! Ne boste verjeli, ampak gre za navaden avto. A ima ime, kot da je Scotty iz Zvezdnih stez, po nesreči, iz Titana prežarčil na Zemljo jezdeca apokalipse.
Včasih smo hodili "na štop" na počitnice. Danes je te krasne zabave med mladimi vse manj. Gre za vpliv "strašnih, demokratičnih nevarnosti", ki preže povsod (predvsem iz drugega odstavka o TV kretenizmih). In mama mi je rekla, ko sem odhajal: "Pazi nase. Upam, da ti bo kdo ustavil, ko si v teh zguljenih kavbojkah. Če ne pa pokliči domov in bomo prišli pote!".
Si zamislite, kako bi se slišalo, če bi danes šel vaš otrok z nahrbtnikom "na štop", na počitnice? Mama bi ga lahko zaskrbljeno vprašala, če ima s sabo Aquafresh High Definition Tingling Mint White, oče pa bi dodal: "Le pojdi sine in naj te Kuga pobere!"
Dober je ta Marjan F. Še je upanje. Bom pridal nekaj , kar gre pa meni silno na jetra v medijski kmetiji in maniri občevanja nasploh. Vsa čast Marjanu, ne pa - svaka čast, sonce vam čimžano!
Mene pa "srbohrvatizem" svaka čast niti ne moti, pač pa me hudo moti napačno slovenjenje "vsaka čast", kar žal tudi pogosto vidim in slišim.
Jah, saj ... ta je tudi strokovna. Da ne bo pomote, jaz v pogovoru uporabljam svaka čast, še raje - čvaka ti sast, mi je pa zoprno, kako pogosto in poceni se razni velekomiki, tv voditelj. itd. zanašajo na te finte.
Da ne omenjam politikantov, ki so še od prej zdresirani, da osporavajo, namesto oporekajo. sicer je osporavati zastarela slo. beseda, ampak sumim, da gre tule za lažne prijatelje.
Idem da pitam naše ljudi.
Poslano:
21. 12. 2014 ob 11:24
Spremenjeno:
21. 12. 2014 ob 11:26
I guess you think you know this story.
You don't. The real one's much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
just to keep the children happy.
Mind you, they got the first bit right,
The bit where, in the dead of night,
The Ugly Sisters, jewels and all,
Departed for the Palace Ball,
While darling little Cinderella
Was locked up in a slimy cellar,
Where rats who wanted things to eat,
Began to nibble at her feet.
She bellowed 'Help!' and 'Let me out!
The Magic Fairy heard her shout.
Appearing in a blaze of light,
She said: 'My dear, are you all right?'
'All right?' cried Cindy .'Can't you see
'I feel as rotten as can be!'
She beat her fist against the wall,
And shouted, 'Get me to the Ball!
'There is a Disco at the Palace!
'The rest have gone and I am jealous!
'I want a dress! I want a coach!
'And earrings and a diamond brooch!
'And silver slippers, two of those!
'And lovely nylon panty hose!
'Done up like that I'll guarantee
'The handsome Prince will fall for me!'
The Fairy said, 'Hang on a tick.'
She gave her wand a mighty flick
And quickly, in no time at all,
Cindy was at the Palace Ball!
It made the Ugly Sisters wince
To see her dancing with the Prince.
She held him very tight and pressed
herself against his manly chest.
The Prince himself was turned to pulp,
All he could do was gasp and gulp.
Then midnight struck. She shouted,'Heck!
I've got to run to save my neck!'
The Prince cried, 'No! Alas! Alack!'
He grabbed her dress to hold her back.
As Cindy shouted, 'Let me go!'
The dress was ripped from head to toe.
She ran out in her underwear,
And lost one slipper on the stair.
The Prince was on it like a dart,
He pressed it to his pounding heart,
'The girl this slipper fits,' he cried,
'Tomorrow morn shall be my bride!
I'll visit every house in town
'Until I've tracked the maiden down!'
Then rather carelessly, I fear,
He placed it on a crate of beer.
At once, one of the Ugly Sisters,
(The one whose face was blotched with blisters)
Sneaked up and grabbed the dainty shoe,
And quickly flushed it down the loo.
Then in its place she calmly put
The slipper from her own left foot.
Ah ha, you see, the plot grows thicker,
And Cindy's luck starts looking sicker.
Next day, the Prince went charging down
To knock on all the doors in town.
In every house, the tension grew.
Who was the owner of the shoe?
The shoe was long and very wide.
(A normal foot got lost inside.)
Also it smelled a wee bit icky.
(The owner's feet were hot and sticky.)
Thousands of eager people came
To try it on, but all in vain.
Now came the Ugly Sisters' go.
One tried it on. The Prince screamed, 'No!'
But she screamed, 'Yes! It fits! Whoopee!
'So now you've got to marry me!'
The Prince went white from ear to ear.
He muttered, 'Let me out of here.'
'Oh no you don't! You made a vow!
'There's no way you can back out now!'
'Off with her head!'The Prince roared back.
They chopped it off with one big whack.
This pleased the Prince. He smiled and said,
'She's prettier without her head.'
Then up came Sister Number Two,
Who yelled, 'Now I will try the shoe!'
'Try this instead!' the Prince yelled back.
He swung his trusty sword and smack
Her head went crashing to the ground.
It bounced a bit and rolled around.
In the kitchen, peeling spuds,
Cinderella heard the thuds
Of bouncing heads upon the floor,
And poked her own head round the door.
'What's all the racket? 'Cindy cried.
'Mind your own bizz,' the Prince replied.
Poor Cindy's heart was torn to shreds.
My Prince! she thought. He chops off heads!
How could I marry anyone
Who does that sort of thing for fun?
The Prince cried, 'Who's this dirty slut?
'Off with her nut! Off with her nut!'
Just then, all in a blaze of light,
The Magic Fairy hove in sight,
Her Magic Wand went swoosh and swish!
'Cindy! 'she cried, 'come make a wish!
'Wish anything and have no doubt
'That I will make it come about!'
Cindy answered, 'Oh kind Fairy,
'This time I shall be more wary.
'No more Princes, no more money.
'I have had my taste of honey.
I'm wishing for a decent man.
'They're hard to find. D'you think you can?'
Within a minute, Cinderella
Was married to a lovely feller,
A simple jam maker by trade,
Who sold good home-made marmalade.
Their house was filled with smiles and laughter
And they were happy ever after. :):)
Krog vode
Voda ribe popelje v hribe,
kjer jejo slastne fige.
Potem se zlije v slap,
velik, da te kap.
Iz slapa gre v morje,
veliko kot tvoje obzorje.
Nazadnje shlapi v modro nebo
in pade na žejno zemljó.
(Ajda, 10 let)
Poslano:
14. 02. 2015 ob 23:13
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14. 02. 2015 ob 23:13
Naslonke stoje v temle redu: sem ga, si ga, ga je, sva ga, sta
ga, smo ga, ste ga, so ga; sem si jo, si si jo, smo si jo, ste si jo, so si jo; se mi je, se ti je, se mu je, se ji je, se nama je, se vama je, se jima je, se nam ga je; si ga bom, se ga boš, ji ga boste...
Poslano:
02. 03. 2015 ob 15:28
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02. 03. 2015 ob 15:29
Napredek |
»Če se želite premakniti naprej, boste morali pustiti nekatere stvari za seboj!« |
Steve Jobs vzeto z interneta |
Čas |
»Nič ni pomembnejšega od današnjega dne.« |
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe z interneta |
Poslano:
11. 03. 2015 ob 17:55
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13. 03. 2015 ob 19:11
Pavlina Pajk (9. 4. 1854 - 1. 6. 1901): zbirka PESNI, 1878.
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