If the sun hadn’t risen that day,
I wouldn’t have woken up.
If I hadn’t woken up,
I wouldn’t have gotten out of bed.
If I hadn’t gotten out of bed,
I wouldn’t have stubbed my little toe on the
coffee table.
If I hadn’t stubbed my little toe on the coffee
table,
I wouldn’t have sworn like a bastard.
If I hadn’t sworn like a bastard,
my mum wouldn’t have heard me.
If my mum hadn’t heard me,
she wouldn’t have gotten me to the hospital.
If she hadn’t gotten me to the hospital,
I wouldn’t have a nurse by my bed.
And if I hadn’t had a nurse by my bed,
I wouldn’t have met you.
So thank you, sun!

Dominik Lenarčič