heart attack happens slow so does cigarette smoke

a minute of wisdom can't prevent a lifetime of stupidity

if it's free it won't be legal for long

an evening in books is no better than an afternoon on drugs

silence has a stink to the insecure

there are two sexes some can't even get one

you only think death hurts because you haven't experienced eternity yet

and for what it's worth money can't buy happiness (because you can get kittens for free)

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